Ali-
We all remember her from the Jake Pavelka season. She had to choose between love and her job. Well, she chose her job until ABC offered her the opportunity of a lifetime and then she decided--hey--why not. Maybe I can be a correspondent for Dateline. too---or at least a future contestant on Dancing with the Stars--visit that blog here- http://myreviewandnews.blogspot.com/
Before we introduce the Bachelors---let me first start off by saying that--why were they all toasting to Jake---for letting Ali go?---uh she decided to leave on her own?? Obviously---these cats never watched the previous season!
Secondly, I'd like to add that---I HEARD YOU THE FIRST TIME ALI---you left your job and your apartment for this...---seems like an easy choice to me.
Now on to the Bachelors--
I know this will be difficult to follow since there were nothing but duplicate names--but for the true fans---you'll do your homework and look them up.
1. Chris H.-Real Estate Developer (Canadian). He was the first guy out of the limo who said probably 2 words all night---but I think he's super cute and he didn't make a fool of himself---so---for now, he's one of my favorites.
2. Chris L.-Landscaper (Cape Cod). From the moment I laid eyes on him---I thought..."ooo me likey". Poor thing was so choked up about his deceased mom that he couldn't even tell her, she's gone. A man who has a heart. I like that.
3. Chris N.-Entrepreneur -Fancy way to say---unemployed but creative--(Orlando, Fl.)
Shocked he got a rose cause he said NADA all night.
4. Craig M.-Dental Sales (Canadian)--also known as "WHOA HAIR"--I do not like this fool at all. In fact, I didn't like him from the segment at the beginning where they showed him chatting and flirting with the girls at the bar---oh blah! He's also an aggressive ass that is threatened by anyone who gets the least bit of attention. Why was he so mean about Rated-R?--I can understand being annoyed with the weatherman...but sheesh---Rated R was just telling Ali about his job. (More on him later)
5. Craig R. -Lawyer (Philadelphia)--This guy is so gross to me. All I kept thinking was whoa...FOREHEAD---I'm shocked he made it to the next level---it must have been the shoe key chain bit.
6. Derek---eliminated---and rightfully so...the guy just didn't step up.
7. Derrick-SHOOTER--ELIMINATED---rightfully so---What the heck did he think would happen by telling that horrible story?!?!? Seriously...come on. Never a good time to tell anyone that. EVER.
8. Frank- Retail Manager (unemployed screen writer living with Mom)--This dude annoys me. I don't like that he said he loves Ali. Sure you do...you just met the chick...moron!
9. Hunter- Internet Account Exec--(ukulele) The song was cute and clever. The others were definitely threatened by that--but the fool looks like Mango from SNL.
10. Jason-Construction Consultant-Eliminated---and I thought he was jerk...so good riddance.
11. Jay-Lawyer (who needs a major haircut!--Okay Charles in Charge back in the 80's) He was also eliminated and entirely too broken up about missing the boat. Just relax---you've got money and you don't even know her. You'll be okay!
12. Jesse-General Contractor--the guy that made the wood heart necklace.
I loved the necklace and so far I was happy she decided to keep him around.
13. John C.-Hotel Business Developer- This fool looks just like Tyler V. -Online Advertising--Judge for yourself...
The first dude is Tyler V.
The second dude is John C.
They both get to stick around another week.
We had a few more eliminated (John N and Phil)...I won't even mention them cause they said nothing at all--ALL NIGHT! I will mention...the outdoorsman-Kyle--REALLY??? What are you doing there? Do you honestly think you have a chance? That isn't an actual paying job. It's a hobby, right? In fact, to quote my best friend..."Does Mother Nature sign your check?" LOVE IT...and oh sooo true!
14. Jonathan-Weatherman-Let's just call him Chatty Chad---sheesh--just shut it!
15. Justin (RATED-R)-Okay first off, he scored major points by being a cripple---and I honestly didn't mind that he told her what he did for a living. I never once got the impression he was trying to plug his job. Stupid, jealous men! Pahlease...don't be a hater cause he gets paid to pretend. I'm glad she gave him the rose.
16. Kasey -Advertising Account Exec-I know this is going to make me sound like the biggest jerk on the planet--but that's okay. Is this fool deaf? I was searching frantically for a sign of a hearing aid---but I saw nothing. Something was off. And then based on what's coming up in the season---it looks like we might have a little stalker/suicidal dude on our hands.
17. Kirk-Sales by day-Scrapbooker by night-We'll just call him the gay one.
18. Roberto -Insurance Agent. I'm a little disappointed that he danced with her (sooooo been done before) and yet she was all into him, I don't see it at all.
19. Steve- Sales Rep- No comment on him yet---except he looked very familiar but not sure why.
20. Ty-Medical Sales--Major Southern drawl guy--not too impressed by him.
21. Tyler M. (the guy who wore boots because he thought he saw her wear boots on her first date with Jake)---DUDE---that was JILLIAN'S first date with JAKE. You absolute MORON! No wonder he got "booted"
So folks...that's what we have as far as the bachelors. It should be a terrific season for a blogger like me. It looks like we will have more crying from Ali, someone leave late in the game, someone who ends up having a girlfriend, and someone who loves her so much and wants to protect and guard her heart (deaf dude)--ready to commit suicide for her. Ooooo such fun!
Until next week---remember always...I prefer daffodiles
Lindaffodile
