Let's begin!
First off, I love how she keeps thanking the guys for agreeing to come to New York with her. Uh hello...do they really have a choice in the matter? And seriously, what guy would refuse an all expenses paid trip to the Big Apple?? Oh come on!
So here we are in the Big Apple and Ali gets a makeover. Like getting a brand new wardrobe and full on makeover before the filming of the Bachelorette wasn't enough...she gets to get "N.Y." clothes now! Spoiled beeyotch!
Her first date was with Deaf Boy---Wow. As I'm sure you've all guessed, I was sooo excited to see that train wreck. And of course Deaf Boy Kasey did not disappoint. He was so annoying, so awkward, so creepy...urgh...then as if his annoying, awkward, creepy conversations weren't enough he INSISTED on singing to her...not once...not twice but like 3 times. YIKES! He sounded awful! I was so uncomfortable during the whole date. We're talking curled up in the fetal position and yelling, "please stop!" uncomfortable. Oh and if I had to hear him say, "I'm here to guard and protect your heart" one more time I was going to kick my foot through the freaking TV! But then I remembered the Lakers were gonna be on the next day. So I refrained. Seriously, how many times did he throw that infamous line out during the whole 2 hour episode--my guess is 27. I might have to go back and watch it and count. Yeah...I think I will. Anyway, I can't believe she didn't get rid of him when she had the chance. She decides to change the rules for him and tell him...you're not getting the rose but you're not going home yet either??? Really Ali, do you seriously think he's the guy for you? I know deep down she doesn't see herself with him so why prolong the misery! And speaking of misery...I guess it's time we discuss the freaking tattoo he got. Oh my goodness---you crazy weirdo! Who does that? Who freaking gets a tattoo not just for Ali---but with 11 stones symbolizing the 11 men left in the game??? HUH? Why did he feel the need to include these other saps in his sick and twisted immortalized symbol of how he wants to (say it with me) GUARD AND PROTECT HER HEART?? Coo coo called and they think it's time you put the straight jacket back on! I loved how the guys were all just dying inside at how stupid this so called grandiose gesture was! Their faces were CLASSIC! Oh and the big bad wrestler who is missing like 3 teeth on one side of his mouth (well at least it looks that way) had his moment to try and get the guys to hate on someone else. I'm over the Rated R...just move on buddy. Not sure why he's still even there. He's DEAD weight! He can't do anything, he never gets invited anywhere...it's just sad and pathetic. So as we all know by now, both Deaf Boy and the Wrestler get to hang around another week. This should be good.
Next up the group date with the Lion King EXTRAVAGANZA!!!
That weatherman was wayyyyy too excited about being on Broadway. WAYYYYY too excited. I love how the roles that they were auditioning for had no dancing or singing in it...but she made them do it anyway---in biker shorts. COMEDY! So Roberto wins the challenge because he's the only smooth one that decided hey, let me sing to Ali and not the old piano player. I think Ali pulled the director aside at the beginning and said, "no matter what...Roberto wins this...got it?"
The rest of the schmucks have to watch an awkward and weird love act up on wires between Ali and Roberto. Some group date! You lucky fellas get to see the Lion King...together...and not only that but you get to see the girl you're all fighting for...be suspended in air, intertwined with Roberto. Have fun! After the production, Ali begins to get sick. So sick in fact, that she runs off in the rain with territorial and paranoid Frank and then can't make a decision on who should get the rose for the evening. Another smooth one...Kirk decides he should tell her to get some rest and then offers to take her to her room and tuck her in. Good move on his part. He also was a total gentleman in not trying to make a move--although..she was totally sick so maybe he's a germaphobe. Either way...he scored points for Ali.
The next day...my favorite---Cape Cod Chris, the birthday boy, got to finally go out with Ali. It was so cute to hear his giddiness and to see his understanding and logical side that knows that in the real world people do get sick and plans don't always go as you hope. But smart guy that he is, brings her flowers, soup, and is perfectly content hanging out with her. A little side note here...I've never looked that cute when I'm sick. Must be nice to have a make-up and hair crew make you look decent when you're feeling under the weather! Well, the date with Chris was great. I don't think he made a fool of himself. I think he was sweet, honest, genuine, and well...very likable. I also enjoyed how Ali let him call his Dad on his birthday. Sooooo sweet. One thing that worries me is that he didn't really ask much about her and he isn't featured in next week's episode. I hope that doesn't mean anything negative for him. I loved how she felt better enough to at least give him a great dinner and some live entertainment and kissing! Yay for Cape Cod Chris.
Meanwhile, back at the house we still have the coo coo Kasey, the annoying and gay weatherman, and the other fools.
Cocktail party time!!!
We all know she got rid of Jesse and FINALLY the weatherman. What I love about Jesse's departure was that he took it like a real man and simply said, "She's a city girl and I'm a country boy! I really miss my dogs!" LOL---hysterical! The weatherman, even after singing her a song (which I agree with whoever said...all we need is one more guy that can play the guitar in this house!) got booted! Of course he had to cry a little and say, "I feel like you really didn't get a chance to know me!"---Oh boy...yes-- we did get a chance to know you...and what we know of you is that you're entirely too nervous and fidgety and you're gay. So just move on and stop your crying.
The shockers of who gets to stick around one more week is of course coo coo Kasey, Forehead, and that fool that hasn't said one word since he stepped out of the limo and introduced himself. His name is Chris N. I've included a photo since---none of you will recognize that name. I guess in his case, it pays to keep your mouth shut and slide by one more week. You get to see some of the world and you don't have the pressure of competing for a rose. It's only a matter of time buddy---so enjoy it while you can.
Well, dear friends...I'm looking forward to next week and all the drama that will undoubtedly occur.
I think the final 3 guys are: Roberto, Cape Cod Chris, and Kirk.
Until then don't forget to stop and smell the roses,
Lindaffodil
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